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Men are better friends!!!!

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.

 

 

 

Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

 

Conclusion of the Story: Men are better friends!!!!

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KANNADIGARI-GAY #Lol

The recent High Court ruling on Gays has created quite a stir in Karnataka and has made the average kannadiga take a re-look at his daily life.

The native Kannadiga family man wakes up in the morning (belaGAY) and discovers that his whole family could be GAY.

His father is heard telling his mother : maganGAY, magalGAY, soseGAY.

His wife says appanGAY, ammanGAY, gandanGAY...... and she loves malliGAY.

He gets ready for breakfast........ thindyGAY. here the talk is about nanGay, ninGay .

His favorite home-made sweet dish is holGay.

At work, they talk about : YaarGAY,AvaruGAY, IvaruGAY, hinGAY, hanGAY, elliGAY, alliGAY, bossGAY, secretaryGAY.

At his children's school, it is TeachersGAY, StudentsGAY, puneGAY and so on.

For entertainment, he goes cinemaGAY

The Judiciary and Police are no different. It is JugdeGAY, PoliceGAY, KalruGAY and so on.

Even the non-living things are GAY inclined. The Kannadiga says busGAY, trainGAY, flightGAY.........

Finally, at the end of the day, he heads back home..........maneGAY.

And what does he find on the way.......... the road is lined with sampiGAY trees.

Pls forward to all KannadigariGAY!

Idu NimmellareGAY

via forwarded mail....
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